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1)We are everything in football,
That people say's sad and wrong.
But when we go to Edgeley Park,
We will sing our County songs!
We'll raise our voice in chorus!
As we did in times before.
And at Edgeley Park our greatest pride,
Is the scarf my father wore!
...Chorus
It's forever being beautiful,
And the colour's white and blue!
I wore it proudly 'round my neck,
At Chesterfield & Crewe!
My father was a County fan,
Like me grandfather before.
And at Edgeley Park I love to wear,
The scarf me father wore!
...
We will always follow County,
To all games far and near!
And at Edgeley Park we'll sing those songs,
That me father loved to hear!
We will raise our pints in memory,
Of the games he loved to see.
And at Edgeley Park, I'll wear the scarf,
That me father left to me!
...(chorus)
It's passed down the generations,
Of my family!
Oh my grandad gave it to my dad,
And me dad gave it to me.
And when my time is over,
And life's long race is run.
I'll take the scarf from 'round my neck,
And I'll pass it to my son!
County! (Clap-clap-clap)
County! (Clap-clap-clap)
2) Clear Blue Skies
After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over Edgeley
There came a roaring and a thunder like you'd never heard!
Stockport County had scored their third!
...
On the pitch, the boys in blue
They beat Palace and the West Ham too!
Their fans tried and their fans died
And we buried their dead on the popular side.
...
Ten, twenty, thirty, fourty, fifty or more
The West Ham fans could take no more
We used our heads and we used our feet
And they ran like **** down Castle Street!
3) You are my County,
My only County!
You make me happy...
When skies are grey!
You'll never know just,
How much I love you!
So please don't take... my County... away!
Da-da-da da daa...
4) Bless It All
The steps and the roof and the wall
Bless all the timber and corrugated tin
The walls surrounding the people within
And just stand here and shouting hooray
We knew we'd be back here someday
We made a decision to win this division
So come here lets bless it all!
5) I got my first real County scarf
And the Hatters were doing fine
wore it almost every day
Was the season of 69
...
Still remember all the away games
Like Barrow, Southport and Crewe
Spent the evenings drinking in the Bobby
Talking of players old and new
...
Standing on the popular side
We thought we'd have to wait forever
But when I raised my scarf
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
...
Johnny Price and Len Allchurch
Alex Young was the star
But Meadows quit, cos they sold Bill Atkins
Should have known we'd never get far
...
But when I look back now
That season seemed to last forever
And, if I ahd the choice
Yes, I'd always want to be there
Those were the best days of my life
...Back in the season of 69
...
Man we were drinking all the time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothing can last forever
...
And now the times are changing
Look at everything that's come and gone
When I think my old county scarf
Finally made Division One
...
But when I look back now
That season seemed to last forever
And, if I ahd the choice
Yes, I'd always want to be there
Those were the best days of my life
...Back in the season of 69
6)Stockport County scoring!
Cheadle End is roaring!
Match is never boring when you come to Edgeley Park
Oh we have got a notion that we'll win promotion
Let's stage a commotion in the Cheadle End!
...
Oh! County are so brilliant, wonderful, magnificent
There is nothing we can't do, we're the boys in white and blue,
Hear us on the day you'll see, come along to Edgeley
there you'll see, there you'll see, Stockport County!
Don't you think they're simply grand, Stockport County!
Come and watch the lads playing down at Edgeley Park
(and repeat!)
7) We all follow the County,
Over land and sea (and Bradford!)
We all follow the County,
Unto victory!
8) Oh Stockport Town...
Is wonderful...
Oh Stockport Town is wonderful!
It's full of ****, **** and County!
Oh Stockport Town is wonderful!
9) I'm County 'til I die
I know I am, I'm sure I am
I'm County 'til I die
10) And it's Stockport County...
Stockport County FC!
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen!
11) I-O County...
County I-O!
12) Edger-ley!
We're the famous Stockport County and we come from Edgeley
13) Oh Manchester...
Is full of ****...
Oh Manchester is full of ****!
It's full of ****, **** and more ****!
Oh Manchester is full of ****!
14) Blue army!
(Blue army)
Blue army!
(Blue army)
15) C'mon county!
C'mon county!
16) Der-der
Der-der-der
Der-der-der der-der-der der-der-der!
Der-der-der
Der-der-der-der-der
Der-der-der der der der der
COUNTY!
17) Hello! Hello! We are the County boys
Hello! Hello! We are the County boys
And if you are a Burnley fan, surrender or you'll die
We all follow the County
Follow! Follow...
18) Stand up if you love County,
Stand up if you love County,
Stand up if you love County...
Stand up if you love County!
19) We had joy, we had fun
We had Burnley on the run!
But the joy didn't last
'Cos the **** ran too fast!
20) Always look on the Turf Moor for ****!
Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da,
Always look on the Turf Moor for ****!
Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da...
21) We hate Burnley and we hate Burnley
We hate Burnley and we hate Burnley
We hate Burnley and we hate Burnley
We are the Burnley - haters!
22) You're so quiet you must be Burnley fans
(clap clap clap clap clap-clap-clap clap-clap)
23) Stand up if you hate Burnley,
Stand up if you hate Burnley,
Stand up if you hate Burnley,
Stand up if you hate Burnley!
24) When I was young and lazy
As lazy as could be
I said goodbye to the mother-in-law
And off I went to sea
I sailed with Captain Beefheart
And Captain Beefheart's men
And off I went down Castle Street
In a black Maria fan
...
Oh Castle Street, I have forsaken
For it's the whisky and rum that I have taken
For it's the whisky and rum that I have taken
Goodbye to Castle Street!
25) T'was early one morning we went to Torquay,
We wanted a drink so we got there early,
And who should be waiting as we got off the bus,
Some brave Yorkshire **** throwing boulders at us,
...
It took us a minute to counter attack,
We picked up the boulders and threw them right back,
And as we went over to give them some stick,
None of us knew they could run quite so quick,
...
They ran round the harbour, across the promenade
And these were the boys who were meant to be hard
But when you really get down to it
Those brave Yorkshire **** are right load of ****
...
Na na na! Na na na!
Those brave Yorkshire **** are right load of ****
26) All around my hat, I'll wear a blue ribbon
All around my hat, until death comes to me
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it
It's all for my football team
That comes from Edgeley
27) I see the county are risin'
I feel promotion is nearly there
I see the coaches we are takin'
I feel there's trouble in the air
...
Don't go out tonight
Unless you are dressed in blue and white
Cos County are coming to your town
28) Stockport County is the name
Playing football is the game
We get the ball and it's in in in
Every result it is a win win win
...
In League or Cup it's all the same
The Cheadle End will sing the fame
We're the greatest team in Europe
And Stockport County is the name
29) Those were the days my friend
Back in the Cheadle End
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
We were blue and sure to have our way
30) We all follow the County,
Over land and sea (and Bradford!)
We all follow the County,
Un..to... vic...tory!
Altogether now.....
31) United's ****
The City's worse
We always put
The County first (again)
United's ****
The City's worse
We always put
The County first
...
Da-da-da-da-da!
Da-da-da-da-da!
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da!
Da-da-da-da-da!
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
32) Come gather round traitors where ever you've roamed
Leave United and City and come back home
Come sing and chant cos its got to be done
As we'll make our mark on division one
So come on and join us down at Edgeley
For our name is Stockport County
33) Remember when
We took the Bradford end
We took Barnsley on the way!
We took Huddersfield in half a minute
We took the end with the whole lot in it!
We did it, we done it
We **** over-run it
And if you don't believe that this is true
Then you can't have met us, we're a right bunch of nutters
We're the boys in white & blue
34) If you want to go to heaven when you die
You must wear a County shirt and County tie
You must wear a County bonnet
With **** the Mancs on it
If you want to go to heaven when you die
35) Let me take you by the hand
And lead you through the streets of Stockport
I'll show you something
That'll make you change your mind
So how can you tell me?
You're lo-onely
And say to me the sun don't shine
36) We love you Stockport, we do!
We love you Stockport, we do
We love you Stockport, we do...
Oh! Stockport, we love you!
37) Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put United on the top
And the City in the middle
And burn the **** lot!
38) Hello, hello! We are the County boys
Hello, hello! You'll know us by our noise
Stamping on a Burnley fan until the **** dies
We all follow the County
39) Your father had your mother
Your sister and your brother
You all sleep with each other
The Burnley Family
...
Nah nah nah (Inbred!)
Nah nah nah (Inbred!)
Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah (INBRED!)
...
Your town is twinned with hell
You're ugly and you smell
This ought to ring a bell
The Burnley Family
...
Nah nah nah (Inbred!)
Nah nah nah (Inbred!)
Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah (INBRED!)
40) Who's that team they call the County?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in blue & white
And they fight with all their might
And they're out to show the world how to score
41) Oh his name is Luke Beckett and from Chesterfield he came
To take Sammy Mac's team back to Division One
And when you're down at Edgeley Park you'll always hear the cry
We are the best team in the land which nobody can deny
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da da da da da!
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da da da da da!
42) Oh Mr Elwood
What can I do
I've fallen in love with a football team
That plays in white and blue
Their name is Stockport County
They come from Edgeley
We're Sammy Mac's Army
And we're going to Wembley!
Wembley! Wembley!
It's a great big pub in Adswood and it's called the Wembley
43) Shall I tell you about my life,
They say I'm a County fan,
Away games, I've been to a few,
From Southampton to Crewe,
Guess I've got everything I need,
Just going to Edgeley Park,
And there's nowhere I'd rather be,
Than a blue and white ecstasy,
County have some great supporters,
Like every great team should,
I don't say I'm their best fan,
Oh but I would be, if I could,
I could tell you about my team,
And keep you amused I'm sure,
About the great times I've seen,
And times I don't want to see anymore,
And how I'll support them all my life.
44) SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING (this song is for Grimsby fans)
45) Joe Royle
Whatever you may do
You're going down to division two
You won't win a cup
You won't win a shield
Your next derby is Macclesfield
46) Well I thought I'd take a walk down Castle Street,
To see if what I heard was tru-ue,
There were people sayin',
The Cheadle Ends swayin',
Altogether dressed in blue,
All in the blue, all in the blue,
And we're heading for Division Two,
We were lying in the football basement,
There were no points in the bag,
Along came Dragan Luckic,
And he gave us all he had,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad.
47) Always **** on the Welsh side of the bridge
duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
48) Mutch, Mutch,
Andy, Andy Mutch
He gets the ball, and scores a goal,
Andy, Andy Mutch.
49) Are you City in disguise?
Are you City?
Are you City?
Are you City in disguise?
50)Theres a Crack up in the Ceiling and the Stretford end is leaking
Got no fans and got no money
living life off bread and money
What are we waiting for, to see united in Division Four
What are we living from to see the county in Division One
51) Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus,
Looked up and he said...
.......
WE HATE BURNLEY,
AND WE HATE BURNLEY,
WE HATE BURNLEY,
AND WE HATE BURNLEY,
WE HATE BURNLEY,
AND WE HATE BURNLEY,
WE ARE THE BURNLEY-HATERS!!!
52) Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
The County win away,
Hey!!!
53) Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
54) Benny B, Benny B, Benny B, Benny B!
Scoring goals for County, Benny B!
55) Big Kev ***** on the lou,
Big Kev ***** on the Lou,
Big Kev ***** on the lou,
**** on Lou Macari!
56) Birmingham City,
Birmingham City,
Owned by perverts,
Run by a ****,
BIRMINGHAM CITY!!
57) Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock,
Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock,
Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool,
'ardest thing in Blackpool,
'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock.
58) You can stick your ****** tower up your ****,
You can stick your ****** tower up your ****,
You can stick your ****** tower,
Stick your ****** tower,
Stick your ****** tower up your **** SIDEWAYS!
59) Blooooooo Army (Blue Army)
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
60) Blue Moon,
You started singing too soon,
You thought that you were winning,
Then up stepped Tony Dinning,
Blue Moon.
62) if ya standin there..
ya bound to get wet!
if ya standin there..
ya bound to get wet!
repeat
63) Burnley's staying down,
'Cos the County threw the match,
The County threw the match,
The County threw the match,
They're staying down,
They're staying down,
And next season,
They'll be going down,
83) Deckchair,s gonna get you!
Deckchair,s gonna get you!
Deckchair,s gonna get you!
84) Why?
Why?
Why?
Delilah?
(You're not going up)
Why?
Why?
Why?
Delilah,
(You're not good enough),
85) So,
Before,
You sing that song,
Remember Stoke City,
YOU'RE NOT GOING UP ANYMORE!!
86) Division One,
You're havin a laugh!
Division One,
You're havin a laugh!
86b) The premier league
Yer avin a laugh!
The premier league
Yer avin a laugh!
87) I'm Stockport whilst it's dry,
I'm Stockport whilst it's dry,
But if it starts to look like rain,
I'm off to buy a pie!
88) Feed the Kuqi,
Feed the Kuqi,
Feed the Kuqi,
He will score.
Feed the Kuqi,
he will score.
89) Give the ball too beckett
Give the ball too beckett
And he'll score,score,score
he wants more,more,more
90) Shall I tell you about my life,
They say I'm a County fan,
Away games, I've been to a few,
From Southampton to Crewe,
Guess I've got everything I need,
Just going to Edgeley Park,
And there's nowhere I'd rather be,
Than a blue and white ecstasy,
County have some great supporters,
Like every great team should,
I don't say I'm their best fan,
Oh but I would be, if I could,
I could tell you about my team,
And keep you amused I'm sure,
About the great times I've seen,
And times I don't want to see anymore,
And how I'll support them all my life.
91) Follow,
Follow,
Your manager is a cheat,
Follow,
Follow,
Your director is a ****,
Your owners are two ***** kings,
You can't speak properly,
We're all laughing at Birmingham!!
92) You're the **** of Northern France!
You're the ****of Northern France!
You're the ****!
You're the ****!
You're the ****of Northern France!
(repeat a couple of times, then follow with a hummed rendition of the Marseillaise, then follow with)
You must have come on a ferry!
Come on a ferry! You must have come on a ferry!
93) Sammy, gizza wave
Sammy Sammy gizza wave
94) Goodwin's gonna get yer!
Goodwin's gonna get yer!
Goodwin's gonna get yer!
Goodwin's gonna get yer!
95) Oh Grimsby Town is full of fish
Oh Grimsby Town is full of fish
Its full of fish, fish and more fish
Oh Grimbsy town is full of fish
96) Hey!!,
All you Wigan fans,
Where do you hide,
When you come down to Ed-ger-leeee?
Have you seen the team that reigns supreme,
Heading for division three?
Meet me on the corner,
Tonight in Mersey Square,
And I'll be there,
Yes I'll be there,
Ken Chapman running down the wing,
Len Allchurch is the star,
This is the greatest team,
That I have seen,
Since 1966,
I do declare,
I do declare,
Hey all Wigan fans,
Where do you hide,
When you come down to Edgerleeee?
Have you seen the team that scores for fun,
Heading for division one?
97) HI-HO,HI-HO,
IT'S TO THE TOP WE GO,
WITH A BOTTLE AND A BRICK AND A WALKING STICK,
HI-HO,HI-HO,HI-HO,HI-HO.
98) Referee have a heart,
We've been here from the start,
And we're bored now!
Referee we're distraught,
cos it's still at nought, nought!
And we're bored now!!!
99) How the ****,
How the ****,
How the ****,
Will you get home,
HOW THE **** WILL YOU GET HOME???!!!
and,
99B) Come on Tandem,
You must have come on a Tandem,
Come on a tandem,
YOU MUST HAVE COME ON A TANDEM!!!
99C) How wide do you want the goals
How wide do you want the goals
etc.....
100) I can't read, I can't wroite
It don't really ma'er
I'm a Naridge Sitty fan
I can drive a tracter!
Steer to the left, steer to the roight
It don't really ma'er
'Cus when it comes to *******' moi wife
I'd rather **** me tracter!
101) I remember when
We took the Bradford end
We took Barnsley on the way!
We took Huddersfield in half a minute
We took the end with the whole lot in it!
We did it, we done it
We ****** over-run it
And if you don't believe a word it's true!
I'll tell you, I remember when
We took the Bradford end!
102) I wish I was a lunatic,
Up in the Cheadle End,
'Cos everyone,
Who goes in there,
Is round the ******* bend,
I'd rather be a County fan,
Than anything on earth,
If I thought my kids would grow up red,
I'd strangle them at birth,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
etc...
104) We'll always follow you,
And our faces are painted blue,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four,
It wasn't so long ago,
That we used to have Gordon Low,
Then he went and said goodbye
So we made another buy,
Whoa-whoa we won Divison Four,
Southport never had much to say,
And the Barrow they all ran away,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Divsion Four,
105) So they went down in his-tory,
The greatest team from Edger-ley,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four!
106) If I had the wings of a vulture
If I had the **** of a crow
I'd fly over Burnley tomorrow
And **** on the ******** below!
**** on, **** on,
And**** on the ******** below!
107) If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
108) If ya******* hate the city clap ya hands
(clap clap)
if ya ******* hate the city clap ya hands
(clap clap)
if ya ******* hate the city
******* hate the city
******* hate the city clap ya hands!
(clap clap)
109) If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
If your uncle's not your sister
Uncle's not your sister
If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
110) If you come into the Cheadle End
You'd better come in disguise
If you come into the Cheadle End
You'll never get out alive
'Cos Jeremy the Sugarpuff Bear
Has bought some boots and cropped his hair
And gone to join the Stockport County boot boys
111) When did you,
When did you,
When did you learn irony?
When did you learn irony?!
112) If you'll settle for a point,
clap yer hands,
(clap, clap)
If you'll settle for a point,
clap yer hands,
(clap, clap)
If you'll settle for a point,
Settle for a point,
SETTLE FOR A POINT,
CLAP YER HANDS,
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
113) If your Chairman's got a passport, clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If your Chairman's got a passport, clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If your Chairman's got a passport,
Chairman's got a passport,
Chairman's got a passport, clap your hands!
(clap, clap, clap, clap!)
+-+-+-+-+-+-+
Fayed for Egypt! (repeat until bored)
115) Its just like being in church,
repeat to fade....
116) What am I supposed to do,
With a scarf of white and blue,
Come along and sing for you,
We're going to Division Two-ooooooooooo!
117) When Jim Fryatt scores,
The Cheadle End roars,
That's our reason for li-ving,
A huge swaying crowd,
So blue and so proud,
It's blue blood from our hearts,
We are gi-ving!
118) I don't worship Allah,
I don't worship Christ!
Although on reflection,
They're probably quite nice!
There's one God I worship,
There's one God I adore!
His name is John Hardiker,
And City what's the score!
He scored one with his right foot,
He scored one with his head!
AND when the second hit the net,
Those faded ******** fled!!
120) Jump around!
If your toes are cold
Jump around
If your toes are cold
Jump around
If your toes are cold
Jump around!
If your toes are cold!
121) Just because you fancy him!
Just because you fancy him!
Just because you fancy him!
Just because you fancy him!
123) Kevin Keegan!
Superstar!
Dresses like a woman, and he wears a bra!
124) Hey, hey Kilner (Ooh, ahh)
I wanna kno-oh-woah (oh-woah)
If you'll **** off home!
125) Kilner! Give us a wave!
Kilner, Kilner give us a wave!
(Followed immediately by...)
Kilner! **** off home!
Kilner, Kilner **** off home!
126) 'Oo ate all the pies
'Oo ate all the pies
Andy Kilner, Andy Kilner
He ate all the pies
127) There's a circus in the town (In the town)
Andy Kilner is a clown (Is a clown)
He tried to take the County down
Andy Kilner is a clown (Is a clown)
128) We're going home to the 21st century
.
.
.
Stuck in a timewarp,
You must be stuck in a timewarp
129) He's here, he's there
He's every-*******-where
Lee Mair! Lee Mair!
130) Let's all count the players,
Let's all count the players,
nah, nah, nah, ooh,
nah, nah, nah, nah, ooh
131) lets wake up the neighbours,
lets wake up the neighbours,
na, na, na, nah,
na, na, na, nah.
131B) Yer gunna wake the neighbours
Yer gunna wake the neighbours
Yer gunna wake the neighbours
(Repeat till bored)
132) He's blue
He's white
He's ******* dynamite!
Luke Beckett, Luke Beckett!
133) Margaret Thatchers,
Margaret Thatchers,
Margaret Thatchers ,
Margaret Thatchers proud of you!
Margaret Thatchers proud of you!
134) MANYOO!
We only hate ManYoo
We only hate ManYoo
We only hate ManYoo
135) 1 Mark Lillis,
theres only 1 Mark Lillis
1 Marrrrk Lilllllis!!!
136) Long distance information,
Put me through to Edg-er-ley,
I'd like to send a message there to Stockport AFC,
I don't know who dialled the number,
But we know who made the call,
For the Captain took the message,
And he wrote it on the ball.
137) Where's your music gone?
Where's your music gone?
Repeat
138) Nobody's Blue and White Army!
(rhythmic clapping)
Nobody's Blue and White Army!
(rhythmic clapping)
139) One game and you've sent us down,
One game and you've sent us down,
Etc
141) "They're building a house (boo)
But it’s a public house (hurray)
But they're not selling beer (boo)
They're giving it away (hurray)
But the beer is not in glasses (boo)
Its in buckets (hurray)
But the buckets have holes in (boo)
But they're at the top (hurray)"
142) One song
You've only got one song
You've only got one song
143) We always lose at home and we always lose away
We lost last week and we'll lose today
We don't give a **** 'cos we're all ****** up
Stockport County - ****** up!
144) Plymouth's not an argyll!
Plymouth's not an argyll!
145) We've got a point!
We've got a point!
Ee I adio,
We've got a point!
(Repeat)
145) Pre season friendly,
It's just a pre season friendly...
Repeat
146) "Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a, Pressman wears a, Pressman wears a Bra!!!"
149B) usually followed by:
"Sumo!! Sumo!! sumo!! etc"
146C) and maybe the odd:
"get yer **** out for the lads!!"
147) 4-3 we're goin to win 4-3!!!
5-4 we're goin to win 5-4!!!
6-5 we're goin to win 6-5!!!
If you'd settle for a point clap your hands, (clap clap)
148) How many teams come apart at the seams,
When they meet the pride of Cheshire?
They try to have a do with the boys in white and blue,
But they just can't stand the pressure,
Last season's division two, Blackburn and Sheffield U,
West Ham United, and Stoke City,
Oh we won at the Dell, and we gave the Boro' Hell,
These are memories to treasure.
149) You're a Prosser,
You're a Prosser,
You're a Prosser referee!
Where's your rule, book never had one!
You're a Prosser referee!!
150) Que sera, sera,
Put the champagne on ice,
We're going to Wembley twice,
Que sera, sera,
151) The relegation conga,
Division one no longer,
Nah, nah, nah, nah,
OOH,
Nah, nah, nah, nah,
OOH!!!
152) You'll never play for England...
153) Ricketts for England...
154) Where's your famous,
Where's your famous,
Where's your famous Roker Roar,
WHERE'S YOUR FAMOUS ROKER ROAR??
155) Same old ******, always cheating!
Same old ******, always cheating!
(insert club name, nickname, area of country, suitable expletive etc.) as needed.
156) Scotland!
It's just like playing Scotland
It's just like playing Scotland
It's just like playing Scotland...
157) You're scouse and you know you are!
You're scouse and you kow you are!
158) Oh it's going to be a great football season,
With County on top of the league,
And when you come along you'll hear the fans singing,
As they're watching their team,
Oh there's going to be a day,- when the County,
Win every game in sight,
And if you came along-you'd hear the fans a singing,
Dressed in blue and white,
Oh there's going to be a day when we're losing,
When things go from bad to worse,
But if you came along, -you'd still hear us singing,
It's just another verse,- just like the first.
159) You were playing non league football at Hallam FC
When I saw you,
Now you're playing right back at the Cheadle End,
For the boys in blue,
And four years later at the RiverSide
You put Wembley on hold,
Middlesborough did know what to do,
When you scored that goal
Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean Connelly,
Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean Connelly
160) Shall we sing
Shall we sing
Shall we sing a song for you?
SHALL WE SING A SONG A FOR YOU?
160B) Sing when we're winning!
You only,
Sing when we're winning,
Sing when we're winning!
also
160C) It's nice to know you're here,
It's nice to know you're here,
It's nice to know you're here!
(don't join in the rude bit at the end)
161) Small town in Derby,
Yer just a small town in Derby,
Small town in Derby,
YER JUST A SMALL TOWN IN DERBY.
162) So are we,
So are we,
So are we,
So are we,
So are we,
So are we-eeee,
So are we,
So are we,
So are we,
So are we,
SO ARE WE!!!!!
163) Don't bury me in England's Dunga Valley
Take me to where I'd rather be
Just bury me amongst the streets of Edgeley
Cos I'm a soldier from the Cheadle End
I've fought with Stoke, Bradford and Crewe Alex
We've run Port Vale, Palace, City
So when I die I want you to remember
I'm a soldier from the Cheadle End
I've lived my life fighting for the Hatters
I've been and fought all over England
There is no one else I'd rather be
Cos I'm a soldier from the Cheadle End
Lay me down in the County graveyard
Where I will lie amongst the very best
And on my stone there will be a simple message
Here lies a soldier from the Cheadle End
164) Hello Bradford my old friends,
We've come to fight with you again,
We will **** up anyone we see,
Wednesday, Crewe or even Burnley...
'Cos the words of the prophet are written on the **** house wall,
We'll leather you all,
We are... the Cheadle Enders.
165) Stand UP!
If you speak properly
Stand UP!
If you speak properly...
166) He's bald, he's scouse,
he's gonna rob ya house,
Steve McMahon,
Steve McMahon,
(REPEAT)
167) Stewards, stewards!
Do your job!
Stewards do your job!!
168) Super County are fantastic, fabulous and gloriuos,
Marching onto victory, sweeping all before us,
If You really like my song then join in the corus, Super County
Super County are fantastic fabulous and glorious
Marching onto victory sweeping all before us
Come and listen to my song and join in with the chorus
Super County are fantastic fabulous and glorious
I first got my County scarf when I was just a lad
Blue and white and wonderful..a present from my Dad
All my life I've treasured it, it is my favourite thing,
I wear it proudly round my neck and this is what I sing.....
Oh...super County are fantastic...fabulous and gloriuos!!!
169) Team Full of Donkeys,
Your just a,
Team Full of Donkeys
170) Thank you very much for the three points Brighton
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much
Thank you very much for the three points Brighton
Thank you very very very much!
171) The Bill,
It's just like,
Watching the Bill,
It's just like watching the Bill,
IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING THE BILL!!
172) The football league is upside - down
The football league is upside - down,
were going up with the Walsall,
and the City's going down!
or
173) "If the league was upside down then we'd be top" [repeat]
174) Your bank balance... is almost full...
Your bank balance is almost full!
It's almost full, of our money
Your bank balance is almost full
174B) There's a hole in my pocket, dear Swindle, Dear Swindle...
174C) Stand up! If you've been ripped off...
174D) Dick Tur-pin's a Swindon fan!
174E) (During a **** first half...)
We all agree... twenty one quid is a rip-off!
174F) (...and when Luke Beckett scores the winner)
We all agree... twenty one quid is a bargain!
175) There's always hope when you're a County fan
It's the hope in my heart that pulls me through
We always dream
About a football team
We don't know what the future holds but it's painted white and blue
176) Oh I dream of county in the Premiership
Winning every game without a hitch
We dream we're going up and we win the FA Cup
And the County fans are dancing on the pitch!
And all the County fans are dancing on the pitch...etc
177) There's only one of us singin!
There's only 2 of us singin!
There's only 3 of us singin!
There's only 4 of us singin!
There's only 5 of us singin!
There's only 6 of us singin!
There's only 7 of us singin!
There's only 8 of us singin!
There's only 9 of us singin!
There's only TEN of us singin!
178) There's a hole in my roof, dear Burnley, dear Burnley!
There's a hole in my roof, dear Burnley, a hole!
179) You can shove the ******* dragon up your arse
You can shove the******* dragon up your arse
You can shove the ******* dragon
Shove the *******dragon
Shove the ******* dragon up your arse SIDEWAYS
180) WE'RE THE BEST TRAIN WRECKERS IN THE LAND,
WE'RE THE BEST TRAIN WRECKERS IN THE LAND ,
WE'RE THE BEST TRAIN WRECKERS,
BEST TRAIN WRECKERS,BEST TRAIN WRECKERS IN THE LAND.
181) Ugly 'til you die,
You're ugly 'til you die,
We know you are,
We're sure you are,
YOU'RE UGLY 'TIL YOU DIE!!
182) Your posh new stand (Your posh new stand)
Is nearly full (is nearly full),
Your posh new stand is nearly full,
It's full of breese blocks and girders!
Your posh new stand is nearly full!
183) singing glory halleluja vic bernard is peculiar now were gonna sock it to ya cos were the cheadle end whoa a well he sold billy atkins and he sold jimmy fryatt now were gonna have a riot cos were the cheadle end whoa a follow up with bernard must go NOW bernard must go NOW
184) We'll shoot again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll shoot again some sunny day!
185) We've never won at Wembley we don't care,
We've never been to Europe there's **** all there
But we've smashed up Rochdale,
And we've smashed up Crewe,
We're the Cheadle Enders running after you!
186) We all agree,
That Aldi is better than Harrods,
We all agree,
That Aldi is better than Harrods
187) We are bottom of the League,
I say,
We are bottom of the League,
I say,
We are bottom of the league,
I say,
We are bottom of the league
188) Two-one,
We beat the scum,
Two-one,
We beat the scum,
Two-one,
WE BEAT THE SCUM,
TWO-ONE!!!
189) WE can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands!
We can see you holding hands!
190) We don't Come from,
We don't come from
We don't come from Manchester,
WE DON'T COME FROM MANCHESTER
191) WE don't come from Manchester!
This is our retort!
Look it up you thick ********!
We come from Stockport!!!
192) We hate Birmingham City,
We hate Stoke City too, (And Burnley)
We hate Manchester City,
And we're not that fond of Crewe!
193) We Shall Not,
We Shall Not be moved,
We Shall Not,
We Shall Not be moved,
It's like a team,
That's going to division two,
WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!!!
194) At first we was afraid
We was petrified
Us County Fans were scared, we had Palmer leading our side
We spent so many nights thinking that we would go down
We have Beckett
So now the ball just hits the net
And now we're back
To winning ways
Leaving other teams behind with that sad look upon their face
We've got Alby playing great
Daly right by his side
Gibb crosses the ball while young Clare keeps them denied
Well now go, walk out the door!
Join the County fans, cos we're ready to win more
Though some say that we're no good
Though some say that we all dive
We won't crumble
Keep the County spirit alive!
No, not we!
We will survive!
For as long as we've got Hollins here we'll be the best alive
We've got all the year to win
We've got Beckett to score goals
We will survive
WE WILL SURVIVE!
Hey, hey!
195) We'll always follow you,
And our faces are painted blue,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division four,
It wasn't so long ago,
That we used to have Gordon Low,
Then he went and said goodbye so we made another buy,
Southport never had much to say,
And the Barrow they all ran away,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore-we won Division Four,
So they went down in history, the greates team from Edgerley,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore-whoa we won Division Four
196) My son,
And you know it's so much fun,
And you it's true,
They play white and blue,
And they see us come and run,
OH,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
'Til the day we die,
'Til the day we die!!
The County are alright,
And they play in blue and white,
And I rather wear that than wear the red,
And follow the Stretford ****!!
OH,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
You can't beat us,
We'll follow the County,
'Til the day we die,
'TIL THE DAY WE DIE!!
197) We're so cold it's unbelievable!!!
Clap, clap, clap!
(repeat till your fingers fall off!!
We're Stockport, we're barmy
We're off our **** **** heads
199) When I was just a little lad,
I asked my father what should it be,
Should it be 2 pints, should it be 3?
Here's what he said to me!
Knock that pint back son,
Then let's have another one,
The football is not much fun,
Until you are *****!!
200) When I was walking Down Castle Street,
I saw a crowd of strange faces,
Who said to me,
"Where can I see,
The famous County aces?"
So I said to them,
"Come follow me,
We'll take you down to Edger-lee,
And there,
For all the world to see,
Are the famous STOCKPORT COUNTY"
201) I've been watching County through rain and hail and fog,
For a raving loony It's an interesting job,
Other people say to me,
Youre gonna win division three,
They should see what I can see when I'm watching County,
202) In this division we play hard, we fight and never stop,
We're climbing up that league table 'til County's at the top,
Other teams are such a bore,
You should see Bill Atkins score,
Then you'll hear the Edgeley roar,
When I'm watching County!
(eeh, turned out nice again ant it)
203) Whenever you're sad
Whenever you're blue!
Whenever County are playing
In league or cup, we'll fight like ****
To keep the blue flag flying!
204) Who's that team they call the County?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in blue & white,
And they fight with all their might,
And they're out to show the world how to score.
205) Will you come to,
Will you come to,
Will you come to Edgeley Park,
WILL YOU COME TO EDGELEY PARK?
or
205B) Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you at Edgeley Park,
WHERE WERE YOU AT EDGELEY PARK?
206) We'd heard you ran from the Chester, ran from the Chester
we'd heard you fan from the Chester, ran from the Chester
207) You are a Scouser, a dirty Scouser
You're only happy on giro day
Your dad's out stealing, your mum's drug dealing
So please don't take - my alloys - away!
208) You can shove your ******** Manstock up your arse!
You can shove your ******** Manstock up your ****
You can shove your ******** Manstock, shove your ****** Manstock,
Shove your ******* Manstock up your arse - SIDEWAYS!
209) You must have come on a snow plough
repeat to fade...
210) You're bald your French!
They'll hang you from the bench!
You're Provett, you're Provett!
211) You're supposed to,
You're supposed to,
You're supposed to,
You're supposed to be away!
212) You're Welsh!
And you know you are, you're Welsh!
And you know you are, you're Welsh!
And you know you are, you're Welsh!
And you know you are!
[repeat until Shrewsbury fans get agitated, then follow up with...]
213) You're Welsh!
And the sheep agree, you're Welsh!
And the sheep agree, you're Welsh!
And the sheep agree!
214) Your half time pie, (your half time pie)
Is going cold, (is going cold)
Your half time pie is going cold,
It's going,
Cold,
Cold,
And Colder,
Your half-time pie is going cold!
215) One balti pie left,
There's only one Balti pie left,
One balti pie left...
216) Oh it's going to be a great football season,
With County on top of the league,
And when you come along you'll hear the fans singing,
As they're watching their team,
Oh there's going to be a day,- when the County,
Win every game in sight,
And if you came along-you'd hear the fans a singing,
Dressed in blue and white,
Oh there's going to be a day when we're losing,
When things go from bad to worse,
But if you came along, -you'd still hear us singing,
It's just another verse,- just like the first.
217) CHRISSY TURNERS BLUE N WHITE ARMY
clap clap clap clap
CHRISSY TURNERS BLUE N WHITE ARMY
clap clap clap
(repeat until bored)
218) Can You Hear us Cheshire sports
Can you hear us cheshire sports
Can you hear us
Can you hear us
Can you hear us Cheshire Sports
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